*watches tokyo godfather till I’m kicked off computer*

eriDONE✍

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 

hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

image

DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

anime-express:

Whenever I have a friend over

do you like meulin?
Anonymous

twinzik:

poplockandpassout:

twinzik:

Escalator Stare Luigi

Why is his hat chewed up omfg

Th- .. That’s the flip in his wig poking out over the bill COME ON, KIDS!

jeffrothehomo:

edwad:

ultimate kink

I’m so glad I’m gay.

valkyrie-cain-is-insane:

I’m rereading through Homestuck and I know they’re both dead but they’re so fucking cute together I can’t even 

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

*Distress and panic*