can we talk about those blind-eye hooded figure guys though  

bigbardafree:

this show is a gift

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

teacosi:

togekiss for swallart!

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

guroslime:

person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist 

ebilflindas:

One thing I love about Mouth Sounds is Neil’s take on this SUPER OLD Nirvana/Michael Jackson mashup, but instead of putting Michael’s vocal track over the Smells Like Teen Spirit instrumental, he put the Smells Like Teen Spirit vocal track over the BILLIE JEAN instrumental. It’s the same track, but everything is done ass backwards. That’s kinda genius. 

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

sirida:

3 hours and about 30 minutes, A5 size paper and black Indian ink with a G-pen nib.

A random character I was thinking about earlier today. I thought she could be some kind of paranormal detective or something. The skull is kind of like her spirit familiar I guess? It’s a bit like her Jiminy Cricket keeping her from danger.

ishipzalldathings:

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

"Kiss her there you walnut!" I was laughing for like five minutes.

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.